WOWF, nyaaargh, ker-BINGG!
Comedy , Fiction , Reviews / March 7, 2018

  BOOK DESCRIPTION How do you make your own aquarium pet using a dried pig’s ear and bodybuilder’s protein shake? Was St. Pestival a vegetarian? Can you fly a Mercedes-Benz? Who was Baboonistotle? The answers to all these questions and many more await you in ‘WOWF, nyaaargh, ker-BING!’, the first collection of correspondence between Richard Bhindi-Carstairs and an unsuspecting world. Part-time Cumbrian beetle supremo, music promoter and P.A. to the CEO of one of Silicon Valley’s largest Tech giants, Bhindi-Carstairs allegedly also runs a small engineering firm in Gloucestershire. He devotes his time to setting up crackpot business projects with foreign partners, pestering television companies with ideas for new series and generally making a nuisance of himself via email, letter and commercial ‘online chat’ facilities. Born in Mumbai to a Canadian father and Indian mother, at the age of 53 Bhindi-Carstairs is a co-founder of the Tewkesbury branch of the Hmenji-na-Boku Association and owns the fourth-largest collection of Belgian yoghurt-pot lids in the UK.   REVIEWS Highly recommended! By Piaras on 9 March 2018 (Emerald Book Reviews) In a field crowded with disappointing books, what a pleasure it was to read WOWF, nyaaargh, ker-BINGG! by Richard Bhindi-Carstairs and be introduced…

Pride and Perpetration
Comedy , Fiction , Reviews / January 11, 2018

  BOOK DESCRIPTION Doing for Jane Austen what Malaria did for travel in Asia, Pride and Perpetration is a story that includes improbable adventures, a very odd druid, and a dinosaur called Fluff. In the year 2047, the world is laid waste. It is a frightening, post-apocalyptic land where existence is divided into a series of kingdoms ruled by dark magic. London is mostly in ruins, with a few ragged inhabitants, but no other city survives in this broken landscape. Commander Fitz Darcy is the leader of a team of elite mercenaries, hired to protect the treasures of a powerful—and somewhat unpleasant—sorcerer. A chance meeting with a dance troupe turns his stable world upside down, especially when he makes the acquaintance of Beth, a charismatic dancer and part-time paleontologist. She quickly dominates all his thoughts. When Fitz is wrongly accused of stealing a book of powerful magic from the sorcerer’s library, he has to flee the castle, along with Beth. Pursued across the ruins of England through caves and flying towns, Fitz and Beth must find their way to a mysterious White Wizard, who might be their only hope to protect them, and bring about the downfall of dark magic.…

Escape From Samsara: A Dark Comedy Fantasy Adventure (Prophecy Allocation Book 1)
Comedy , Reviews / December 19, 2017

  Free to purchase on December the 25th and 26th BOOK DESCRIPTION ‘This is hilarious!…shades of Terry Pratchett mixed with everyday realism.’ Goodreads Reviewer, 5 stars He thinks he’s a deadly ninja. He’s not. He’s Barry Harris and he still lives with his mum. Barry’s been patient, but after twenty-seven years of trimming hedges for people he hates, he’s had enough. All he wants to do is to find his missing father and to discover his inner ninja. But life’s not done with throwing him curveballs. A fatal mistake catapults Barry into the adventure of a lifetime. With talking hedges, samurai ghosts, meddling psychotherapists, and an inexplicably non-linear time pattern conspiring against him, Barry must do battle to save his hide, unleash the ninja within, and rescue his father from an ancient army, a dark sorcerer and a raging inferno. What is the mysterious Prophecy Allocation Department? Where is The Before and After? Even more importantly, Will Barry’s underwear hold out until he has saved the day?   REVIEWS … (the zero-to-hero protagonist of Escape from Samsara) is a great comic creation By Simon Tilbury on 19 December 2017 (Amazon UK) Barry Harris (the zero-to-hero protagonist of Escape from Samsara) is…

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